Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
4 words: hood of his car
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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