He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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