I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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