Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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