What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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