I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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