I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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