It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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