That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
