STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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