Where is the hickey?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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