didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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