There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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