dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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