I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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