Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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