Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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