I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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