id be glad to
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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