I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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