No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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