her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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