Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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