after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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