it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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