what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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