yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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