it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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