put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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