I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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