: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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