Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
