used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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