Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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