Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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