this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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