how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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