i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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I need you to use more vowels.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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