Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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