My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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