not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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