Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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