If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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