I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Randomize
