i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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