No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize