ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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