Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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