Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
COCAINE IS GR8
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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