hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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