I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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