I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
