No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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