do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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