youre lurking in front of me
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why do cheetos always look like penises
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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