Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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