do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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