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(951): View more from California

Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down

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(847): View more from Illinois

dude, osama threatened the US again

(1-847): View more from Illinois

dude. i slept with your sister last night

(847): View more from Illinois

what?

(1-847): View more from Illinois

I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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(630): View more from Illinois

This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax

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(406): View more from Montana

It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.

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(858): View more from California

What should I list for life skills

(619): View more from California

How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that

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Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California

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