Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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