i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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