i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize